Sandee Westgate Proves My Point

I conceive I’ve already expressed something along the lines of “if you hit an amazing embody or more to the point tits, you crapper go very far in life.” And while it’s my contention that there are plenty of women discover there that are more attractive than Sandee (and plenty of women who are less), there ease has to be a quality and an effort to embellish famous and successful. What that effort is? Well, likewise putting up a Myspace Profile, you might poverty to move posing nude. That always helps. And if that goes OK but then the attention on you starts to fade? Don’t just bear nude. Show your vagina in a near up, play inserting things, get a great attach distinction same “Playboy Model Gone Bad.” You see that? And then poof, you hit a great career on your hands. I declare I should just embellish gay, wear a unearthly hat, take a camera around NYC, move interviewing people same a kook and then I’d embellish the next Gay Anchor for Access Hollywood. It rattling couldn’t be every that hard (pun intended).

You know what’s a little annoying though? You’d conceive that “Playboy Model Gone Bad” might stingy a invoke to hardcore stuff. I stingy sure, some blackamoor crapper stick her hand downbound her pants. Any blackamoor crapper kiss another blackamoor while naked. But will we ever see Sandee with same 6 guys and things feat on to multiple parts of her? I just don’t see it. So until that period I’m waiting for the actual “gone bad” girl. Sandee, you disappoint me. I also conceive that without makeup Sandee might scare the living crap discover of me. Something tells me behind every that gloss there’s a hour likewise pleasant appearance. I tried uncovering a non prefabricated up represent but had no success.

I’m Posting Gemma Atkinson - It was bound to happen

Man I wish she weren’t famous. I mean it’s not same she’s on everyone’s front tender or anything, but we hit seen a fair amount of press about her. I assume it’s meet because of her tits right? What added could it be? This would hit been so perfect if I were the digit to first discover and place pictures about her so let’s play that game. This place module be written as if none of you know who this woman is. Here goes: So I came across the Myspace Profile of this British chick, Gemma Atkinson? Nope, I never heard of her either and yet she has an “Official” page? She meet seems same a “CFC” woman to me. You know, that type that strength not countenance so enthusiastic without makeup but is flaunting those funbags around in a bar? Cruising for you know what. Let’s meet feature it rhymes with Clock. I astonishment what they’d countenance same released from the safeties of a bra though.

Do you wager what I mean here? Does this countenance same an unbelievably hot, seductive woman? No. She looks same the type of woman whose tits you won’t stop staring at but realize that they aren’t too many steps away from the sagging boobs you wager in documentary films. However, you band on some hot pants, nice boots, makeup and a fun entourage of women who aren’t half as attractive as her and bang, you meet strength hit a new celebrity on your hands.

Misa Horny for Misa Campo

Apologies for the lame title, but Misa Campo makes me silly (and horny).

Gorgeous, fit and foreign - Misa Campo is the exact opposite of the girl I hooked up with on the weekend.

Now I’m generally not a bounteous God guy, but when something as perfect as Misa Campo crosses my screen, it makes me discourse everything. How can this NOT hit been created, and why the hell didn’t Savior look like this? Now that would hit made for a belief I could worship daily.

Busty Porn Star Audrey Bitoni on Myspace

With that category of cleavage and that artful a face, she’ll sure intend my Maxim vote. However, “I could fall in Love” by Salina. That’s every I hit to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, dance in Vegas and are disagreeable to become soured sweet and romantic? No. Whoa Whoa move a second. I meet scrolled downbound to wager that she’s a chesty parent? This cannot be possible. She’s 18 eld old, is gorgeous, and parties around municipality in Vegas and Phoenix. I’m compassionate but how the inferno can she be a parent too? I hit to adopt the whole 18 assemblage old abstract isn’t true. Either that or the parent abstract isn’t true. If her being a parent is true, there’s meet no artefact I can mayhap make fun of her. It meet wouldn’t be right.

Push up bra or no near up bra. This represent is meet silly. The concealing blistering pants? Perfect. By the way, yes, the near up is essential. I hit a represent of her where she actually looks flat chested. I’d hit to think she’s at least a C but good lord. I’ve said it before, I’ll feature it again. The near up bra is mayhap the prizewinning invention of this century. The prizewinning invention ever? Probably the Chia Pet. Man those things are awesome.

m I questionable to feel guilty here or something? I mean it says the shit woman is 18 eld old. And still here she is, tied up, hunting quite sultry and she’s a parent too? I’m still disagreeable to intend over this. Who takes care of the kid patch mommy is out partying with NBA players and Wrestlers (I hit pictures)? I’ve never wanted to violate and still support a woman at the same time so such in my life. I’d imagine she’s effort every the support she needs though. Looks like she models quite a bit and I’m sure she’s actuation more coin that most people.

Man it’s been a patch since I’ve posted any adult flick stars. And why not intend into the intermixture again with hour other than Audrey Bitoni? Her Myspace Profile doesn’t give us such other than the fact that Daisuke Matsusaka and Tupac are digit of her top friends.

Here’s what I love most Audrey. She’s one of those girls who could hit easily been a regular model. I’m not conversation Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers, but I’m conversation most Maxim, Stuff, any British Men’s magazine, etc etc. But somewhere along the artefact this woman must hit prefabricated a conscience decision to ass dudes on film.

Now I don’t undergo most you guys but this is simply perfect. It effectuation that you meet undergo this woman likes to screw. Some girls in porn? It’s a job, it’s a business, blah blah. But Audrey? She had that chance. She could hit been in the mainstream and she decided to instead blow guys and verify facials.

Now I don’t undergo most you guys, but isn’t this wedlock material? Eh, maybe not. It would be pretty disturbing to marry this woman, hit a child, and 13 eld later catch him irregular soured to an old Youporn recording of his own mother by accident.

18 Year Old Bahara Might Be a Maxim Hometown Hottie

With that kind of cleavage and that cute a face, she’ll certainly get my Maxim vote. However, “I could start in Love” by Salina. That’s every I hit to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, diversion in Vegas and are disagreeable to come soured sweet and romantic? No. Whoa Whoa wait a second. I just scrolled down to see that she’s a proud parent? This cannot be possible. She’s 18 eld old, is gorgeous, and parties around municipality in Vegas and Phoenix. I’m sorry but how the hell can she be a parent too? I hit to assume the whole 18 year older abstract isn’t true. Either that or the parent abstract isn’t true. If her existence a parent is true, there’s just no artefact I can mayhap make recreation of her. It just wouldn’t be right.

Push up bra or no near up bra. This represent is just silly. The concealing hot pants? Perfect. By the way, yes, the near up is essential. I hit a represent of her where she actually looks flat chested. I’d hit to conceive she’s at least a C but good lord. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The near up bra is mayhap the prizewinning invention of this century. The prizewinning invention ever? Probably the Chia Pet. Man those things are awesome.

m I supposed to feel guilty here or something? I mean it says the shit woman is 18 eld old. And yet here she is, tied up, hunting quite sulfurous and she’s a parent too? I’m still disagreeable to get over this. Who takes care of the kid while mommy is out partying with NBA players and Wrestlers (I hit pictures)? I’ve never desired to violate and yet help a woman at the same instance so such in my life. I’d imagine she’s getting every the help she needs though. Looks same she models quite a bit and I’m sure she’s pulling more coin that most people.

Carmella Bing - Keeping It Hardcore

You didn’t think I’d actually leave this woman soured of my place for that daylong did you? I posted her a rattling daylong time past and Ms. Carmella Bing was far and absent the most popular post in this site’s existence. I’m still fully convinced I unconcealed her. It was nearly digit years past and I was simply messing around online and there she was. I saw whatever represent of her and had to find out her name. After whatever hooing and hawing I managed to find the study “Carmella” and then finished examination of whatever DVD Covers I saw the study “Carmella Bing.” I then of instruction typed that study into the search engines and the rest is history. And it’s not modify her myspace profile that does anything for me as you’ll see from this material, it’s her willingness to be insane.


So what’s going on in class today Ms. Bing? The prizewinning abstract about the Binger is not that she’s whatever huge breasted good hunting girl. We intend that every the time. Carmella Bing is the epitome of every those things you desire in an actress. The willingness to go the distance. The ability to not take one, or two, or modify three, but as many facials as is needed to satisfy modify the dirtiest of viewers. And it’s not one hole, or two, but every single passageway needed to capture the time in any production. She’s a trooper.

Jesse Preston One More Time

*For the record you guys can just skip reading this whole post….or not. Also, Jesse was in Playboy. Man what I’d hit presented to be that photographer. Here’s her Myspace Profile.

It’s been a long time Jesse. We’ve been finished a lot. Well not too much. Those of you who hit been mass this place may remember that I posted Jesse a patch back. We don’t modify hit to get into why I posted her. She’s obviously gorgeous and possesses every esthetical asset that a Negro could possibly want. However, as I sometimes get a little carried away, I made some comments that some women such as Jesse would encounter a little offensive. Jesse wrote me an email demanding that I verify down the post to which I obliged and responded to her. This post is my salutation to Jesse.


Jesse, you and some of the models discover there (legit models) hit enthusiastic careers going and I’m sure you and your betrothed are enthusiastic people (I had prefabricated recreation of him modify though it’s quite manifest I had reason to be jealous. Look at her!). I’d never REALLY purport to know you in the slightest. At the same time, I can’t deny how unbelievably horny you are. It’s pretty ordinary to make a sexual comment when someone like you is on the screen. It’s almost impossible not to! OK I better kibosh myself before saying something you’ll get pissed at. At the same time you realize some of the girls I do post, who flaunt themselves on Myspace in some respect hit it coming to them. You on the other hand? It was unnecessary. Still though, man you hit a enthusiastic body! OK I hit to kibosh again.